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The 18 Stages of Coming Home from a Marist Night Out

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Marist chapter.

1. God bless Phatz for his $2 cab. What a man.

2. Getting these heels off now now now.

3. Getting into these sweatpants now now now.

4. I’m really glad I decided not to get P-Ridge. This late night eating is killing me. I’m glad I stopped.

5. But I do have to stay up to make sure roomie gets home okay.

6. I wonder what I have in the fridge…

7.    

8. I’m just really glad that I didn’t embarrass myself tonight.

9. Or did I?

10. God help me. I can’t remember. 

11. Where is my roommate?!

12. She just walked in with a mystery gentleman caller.

13. Ok, we’re a house of eight girls. I know someone’s been with him before…

14. Bingo.

 

15. They’re all over each other and I’m feeling awksauce.

16. Screw this, I’m going upstairs.

17. Maybe I should snack again.

18. Just kidding.

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Nicole Knoebel was the President and Editor-in-Chief of Her Campus Marist and is a former National Contributing Writer for Her Campus. She attended Marist College and majored in English (Writing) and minored in Journalism. Nicole has been an editorial intern at Marie Claire, Us Weekly, Seventeen and ELLE and spent a semester living in New York City to test out the Carrie Bradshaw life (minus the Manolos). You can follow her on Twitter at @nicoleknoebel!