1. God bless Phatz for his $2 cab. What a man.
2. Getting these heels off now now now.
3. Getting into these sweatpants now now now.
4. I’m really glad I decided not to get P-Ridge. This late night eating is killing me. I’m glad I stopped.
5. But I do have to stay up to make sure roomie gets home okay.
6. I wonder what I have in the fridge…
7.
8. I’m just really glad that I didn’t embarrass myself tonight.
9. Or did I?
10. God help me. I can’t remember.
11. Where is my roommate?!
12. She just walked in with a mystery gentleman caller.
13. Ok, we’re a house of eight girls. I know someone’s been with him before…
14. Bingo.
15. They’re all over each other and I’m feeling awksauce.
16. Screw this, I’m going upstairs.
17. Maybe I should snack again.
18. Just kidding.