In case you haven’t seen the torrential hellfire that will be falling from the sky tonight, here’s proof:
Our reactions when we saw this:
Administration’s faces when they are sitting there trying to deny us our right to a snow day:
So what do we do about this? Is there anything we CAN do about this?
Let us enact the age old ritual handed down by our forefathers known as the Snow Dance!
STEP 1: Call all of your homies and slide them the 411. The Snow Dance is more powerful when done in numbers.
STEP 2: Begin the dance. You must prepare accordingly.
STEP 3: Begin by bringing it AROUUUUND TOWN.
STEP 4: Do the spin with the foot.
STEP 5: *Please don’t forget to use your best technique when attempting this next move*
(WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURIES THAT OCCUR DURING THE PERFOMANCE OF THIS STEP)
STEP 6: Do the ritual arms.
STEP 7: Begin praicing like you are at Sunday church. (The snow Gods love that shit!)
*You will know you have done this correctly if you catch the spirit*
STEP 8: Just shoulder wiggle it all out and send all that snow dance energy into the atmosphere.
STEP 9: Tell your friends, share this on Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, Instagram, HI5, Vevo, Youtube, Tinder, Bumble, OKCupid, Anywhere!
THE MORE PEOPLE THE STRONGER THE FORCE.
Look… Even Taylor Swift is spreading the truth of the dance around to people!
Let’s all hope that we wake up tomorrow with a happy email in our inboxes.
And if not… We’ll see you all in class tomorrow.
BUT IN THE MEANTIME HERE’S TO THOSE BRAVE ENOUGH TO DO THE SNOW DANCE, YOU’RE THE REAL MVP.