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The 15 Stages of Going to Riv City

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Manhattan chapter.

Manhattan College is a bar school, and as a bar school, we only have a couple of bars where you’ll ALWAYS see some fellow Jaspers. Whether it’s Thirsty Thursday or the actual weekend, you’ve probably experienced all of the stages below during a journey to Riv City. 

1. The Pre-Game

Break out the Locke’s cups and bottles of wine!

2. The “Is Anyone ‘Good’ There?” Texts

You’re hoping to run into the cute guy from Tinder or the kid on the baseball team.

3. The Realization That Even If No One Good Is There You’re Still Going

I mean, you’re not going to Cannons and you did Pipers last week.

4. The Walk

Living in OV makes it a little better, but lets be honest…the walk sucks.

5. The ID Check

Just ignore the fact that it says I’m actually 24.

6. The Entrance

Walk through that door and just slay!

“HEEEEeeeeEEEEeeyyYYYyyYYY”

7. The Feeling When You Get A Booth

8. The 2 For $7 At 11 P.M. Deal

Two drinks for the price of one? You can totally afford another…or two.

9. The Double Fisting

You don’t put one down, you drink both at the same time.

10. The Pictures

“Can you take it again? I look ugly.”

11. The Moment You Consider Going to Fens Afterwards

Because Fen’s=Froshies.

12. The Moment When You Become Friends With The Locals

“Yeah, that old guy just bought me a fishbowl.”

13. The Time Of The Night When “Piano Man” Or “American Pie” Is Played

You now have your arms around some random drunk stranger.

14. The Moment You Realize You Literally Live At Riv

But TBH…you aren’t even that mad.

15. The Moment You Have to Pick Up Your Dignity And Walk Home

The walk back is surprisingly easier…

16. And Finally: The Morning After

But no matter what, you’ll be back next week…and maybe you’ll give An Beal Bocht a shot, too.

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Abby Welte

Manhattan

Manhattan College student majoring in Communication and an Intern for the New Jersey Devils. I'm not legally allowed to play board games in at least 9 states, enjoy long walks on a short pier, trying anything with frosting on it and yelling at my TV when hockey is on.