Hello Bachelor Nation! This season of Paradise is full of drama and love triangles. As this season comes to a close, let us look back at the worst of those who couldn’t find love on The Bachelor or Bachelorette.
Jordan
He’s got the best quotes, the loudest style, and professonality, but Jordan makes my number 10 spot solely for going off on Chelsea and Jubilee that one time. I’m sure being on Bachelor in Paradise is a stressful time, especially when your girl, who you are ready to go all in with, is smearing her bright red lipstick all over a French Canadian man, but it doesn’t give you the right to take your emotions out on anyone else.
Kenny
Come on Kenny! You knew when your daughter’s recital was happening, why did you decide to go to paradise during that time? I admire you leaving to spend time with your children, but let’s work on scheduling next time.
Caroline
Caroline isn’t the worst because she is a bad person. She’s the worst because she would act how most of us would act if we were placed on a tropical island and told to go find a man. Paradise was not her place, and the awkwardness shows. I could see myself on a nightmare date resorting to naming random animals, and I don’t want to watch that relatable trainwreck on TV.
David
He’s still not over Jordan. His mom serves him food. He is 26 years old. I think I’ve said enough.
Shushanna
She is not a witch. She just had a perfectly fine man with a New Zealand accent try and form a connection, but she still tries to go after someone who told her no.
Chelsea
Queen of the mean comments this season. Chelsea dished on drama rather than really stepping into it.
Colton
Our next Bachelor! Hopefully he will improve his decision making skills by the fall. Colton was flipping whether or not to be with Tia this season so quickly, I could barely keep up, and, to be honest, I didn’t really care to either.
Chris
Admitting you are a goose does not excuse you acting like Crazy Eddie from Friends. Also, making a girl work is not a date.
Nick
I’m left dumbfounded with everything Nick ever said on this show. I almost forgot he was even on this season, and I wish I didn’t remember him.
Leo
Let me be clear: I choose Leo as number one, the worst, only for his actions on the show. Everything he did on this season made me cringe: his bright pink pineapple shirt, calling himself an “Alpha,” and straight up insulting Grocery Store Joe. I’m glad the producers shut him down.