Remember this off guard pic? All of that time you spent perfecting your staged off guard pose. It meant nothing when you opened up Instagram and saw this.
When Rihanna went grey, every girl who dyed their hair blonde immediately regretted the copious amount of bleach they put on their scalp. Yes, I am including myself in this count.
Omniscient Rih. She knows you wanna see her naki- naki- naked. You know it too.
When CNN reports on your return to Instagram, only then can you speak down on Rihanna. Until that happens, let’s reflect on how boring Insta was when she left us.
5. JET LAG
I don’t know about you, but this is not how I look when I’m jet lagged. What’s even going on in this video? Doesn’t matter, it’s already saved to my collection.
All those people who comment “COME TO BRAZIL” were on to something. Rihanna should really go to Brazil more often.
This one is a vintage Rihanna, circa 2012. Admit it, you read through some Tupac conspiracies after this. How does she make everything look so cool?
Arguably one of her greatest performances ever. Everything about it: the vocals, the emotion, the outfit.
Was this a controversial shoot? Sure. But how many times have you seen this picture drawn or recreated? I rest my case.
10. 2015 MET GALA
Unforgettable. Rihanna showed up to the Met and transported us into a black fairytale. Do you remember what anyone else was wearing that night? Me neither.