1. There’s a reason everyone calls Fairchild-Marshall Library FML
2. Jeannie, “The Crepe Lady” never fails to put a smile on your face
3. People will judge you if you take the bus from Packard Ave. to Grace Hall…Just walk!
4. Chances of you making it on the 12 P.M. bus, zero
5. It’s impossible to register for classes without the server crashing…multiple times
6. The only thing that gets us out of bed on Fridays isn’t class, its Chicken Finger Friday
7. You know its finally spring when the Adirondack chairs and Sperry’s come out
8. No one makes it through 4 years without being infected by the Lehigh plague at some point
9. If your club’s fundraising event involves us going to Chipotle, we will go
10. Having a box of clothes dedicated to just MOCOs is a totally normal thing
11. The excitement we all felt when Hurricane Sandy knocked down that weird spaceship sculpture
12. Followed by wondering why the heck they put the same sculpture back up but this time in bright orange
13. If you don’t have the secret menu to the goose saved on your phone, you’re doing it wrong
14. As long as you beat the average you’re excited…even if the average is a 50%
15. And of course, Lafayette SUCKS!