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Ten Curses we would put on our ex’s this Halloween

1. “I’d sentence you to a lifetime of girls that respond to you only with ‘lol’.”

            -C.W

2. “I would Aveda Kedavra that bitch.” 
    -M.L

3. “I hope your next hook up gives you herpes.” 

            -R.S

4. “I hope the next girl you say I love you to, doesn’t say it back.” 

            -L.A

5. “A curse where every time they see a dog they violently sh*t themselves, because bad people shouldn’t get to experience the joy of dogs.” 

            -M.B

6. “They would always have toilet paper stuck to their shoes and forever be stuck in a room with a loud chewer.” 

            -L.K

7. “I hope every person you share a bed with from here on out snores, REALLY LOUD.” 

            -A.L

8. “A curse where one side of their nose is always stuffed up.” 

            -M.S

9. “I curse my ex to an eternity of getting denied from bars, even when they are 21.” 

            -O.G

10. “I would curse my ex to forever being treated the way they treated me (like crap)” 

            -L.P

 

 

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