1. “I’d sentence you to a lifetime of girls that respond to you only with ‘lol’.”
-C.W
2. “I would Aveda Kedavra that bitch.” -M.L
3. “I hope your next hook up gives you herpes.”
-R.S
4. “I hope the next girl you say I love you to, doesn’t say it back.”
-L.A
5. “A curse where every time they see a dog they violently sh*t themselves, because bad people shouldn’t get to experience the joy of dogs.”
-M.B
6. “They would always have toilet paper stuck to their shoes and forever be stuck in a room with a loud chewer.”
-L.K
7. “I hope every person you share a bed with from here on out snores, REALLY LOUD.”
-A.L
8. “A curse where one side of their nose is always stuffed up.”
-M.S
9. “I curse my ex to an eternity of getting denied from bars, even when they are 21.”
-O.G
10. “I would curse my ex to forever being treated the way they treated me (like crap)”
-L.P