Name: Shaun Gartside
Age: —
Hometown: Stoke-on-Trent
College: Grizedale
Degree: English Language in the Media
Year: 3rd
Relationship status: Bout dat lyf
How do you feel about being this week’s Campus cutie?
Indifferent
Since this is your 3rd year here, is there something that you are most emotionally attached to on campus?
The exit.
Are you a member of any societies?
No, I try not to participate in any of campus life
Do you have any nicknames?
Shaunniggerus
In three words, how would your friends describe you?
A d*ck, but not a f****** d*ck
Now onto relationships…
What do you look for in a girl?
Intelligence, sense of humour and inquisitiveness
What is your favourite chat up line?
What’s it like being gorgeous?
Any celebrity crushes?
Emily Blunt, Lauren Mayberry
What do you think your best feature is?
My glowing personality
What is your idea of the perfect date?
THE ZOO
What is your biggest turn off?
Herpes
What three people; dead, alive and fictional, would you invite to a dinner party?
Dead – Nikola Tesla. Alive – Saul Williams. Fictional – Batman
If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Atomic Manipulation
What are you never seen without?
My not so special helmet of the cycling variety
If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you be?
New Orleans
If you could be any fictional character for the day, who would you be?
Fox Mulder
Quick questions:
Favourite Film:
Once Upon a Time in the West
Favourite Celebrity:
Keanu Reeves
Favourite artist:
Phil Collins
Favourite album:
Adore – The Smashing Pumpkins
Favourite song:
Against All Odds – Phil Collins
Favourite thing to read:
Favourite TV Programme:
Banshee
Favourite food:
Mexican
Favourite animal:
Orcas, Penguins, Otters, Wolves
Dream job:
Comic book writer, animator