Campus Cutie: Luke Wilding

Name: Luke Wilding

Age: 21

Hometown: Morecambe

College: County College

Degree: English Literature

Year: 3rd

Relationship status: Single

Are you thrilled or surprised of being this week’s Campus cutie?

Absolutely overwhelmed, honored and blessed.

Can you sum up your feelings right now in a quote from a Shakespearean play?

“Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say.” (From “King Lear”)

Since this is your 3rd year here, is there something that you are most emotionally attached to in this campus?

County bar’s cafe filter coffee (“not the costa but the actual cafe”) 

What do you usually do in your spare time?

Mostly training MMA, Muay Thai, and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Also playing guitar with my band.

Are you also a member of any societies?

Yeah, I’m also Vice President of the Muay Thai society (Thai boxing), and President of the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu society.

Do you have any nicknames?

I don’t have any nicknames. (author: He prefers to stay authentic.)

Care to tell me a fun fact about yourself?

I once saw Aaron Barrett’s penis (he’s the singer from Reel Big Fish). Or that I never learned how to ride a bike. (author: That’s okay because I can’t either)

Now onto relationships…

(1) What do you look for in a girl?

I like girls who still have all their teeth (author: uh duh!) 

(2) What is your favourite chat up line?

‘eh up’ (author: keep it short and simple ya know?)

(3) Any celebrity crushes?

Karen Gillan

(4) What do you think your best feature is?

My shins

(5) What is your idea of the perfect date?

Food and chat and then hundreds of shots

(6) What three people; dead, alive and fictional, would you invite to a dinner party?

Coriolanus (author: from Shakespeare, again), Miley Cyrus, and Godzilla.

(7) If you could have a superpower, what would it be?

Flight.

(8) What are you never seen without?

My legs. (author: that’s real humour right there ladies)

(9) If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you be?

Big Trees, Calveras, California (The state park).

(10) If you could be any fictional character for the day, who would you be?

Pepé from the Muppets.

Quick questions:

Favourite Film:

Midnight In Paris

Favourite Celebrity:

Tom Hardy

Favourite music:

Steely Dan

Favourite food:

Breakfast foods

Favourite animal:

Manatees

Dream job:

Boiler repair man (“Because my nan needs her boiler fixing and it would be much easier if I could just fix it.” indeed a caring man!) Or a super-spy.