Name: Alison Hulme
Age: 18
Hometown: Manchester
College: Bowland
Degree: History
Year: 1st
Relationship status: Single
So how do you feel about being this week’s Campus cutie!? Bloody brilliant.
Is there anything significant that you have learnt since living at university? How to rap battle.
Are you a member of any societies? Bitchin’ debate.
What do you tend to do in your spare time? Rant about politics.
Do you have any nicknames? Al, Al pal, Megamind.
In three words, how would your friends describe you? “Sarcastic, angry, mean”.
What do you look for in a guy? Left wing and can ice skate backwards.
What’s your favourite chat up line? ‘I’d like to ride in your tardis’.
Any celebrity crushes? Damian Kulash.
What do you think your best feature is? A stellar resting glare face.
What is your idea of the perfect date? Ice skating to test the above requirement.
What is your biggest turn off? Conservatives
What three people; dead, alive and fictional, would you like to invite to a dinner party? Dead– Trotsky Alive– OK Go Fictional– Legolas.
If you could have a superpower, what would it be? Super stretchy like Mr Fantastic so I don’t have to get up to reach stuff.
What are you never seen without? Regret.
If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be? Berlin with my buddies.
If you could be any fictional character for the day, who would you be? Smaug because talking dragon.
Favourite film: Selma!
Favourite celebrity: Tamal from Bake Off.
Favourite music genre: Raps about economic policy.
Favourite TV programme: How to get away with murder.
Favourite food: Carrot and oranges (together), zapiekanka.
Dream job: Opera star, rapper, k-pop star, pro ice skater, etc.