1. It’s finally move in day
2. You realize you probably shouldn’t have done potluck roommates
2. You find out everything about dorm food in the brochures is a lie but that the freshman 15 will be so true
3. Then you’re friends convince you that everyone goes out in college, so you start going to bars
4. But then you run out money and have to rely on frat parties
5. And it doesn’t matter where you go, the late night pizza delivery man is your soul mate
5. No matter how much you thought you were immune, you start getting hangovers
6. Then you actually check your grades for the first time
7. Also you find out that you didn’t really need to buy all of those textbooks
8. So you start to question if college is really for you
9. But ultimately you decide to push through and work harder
10. But the semester is coming to an end, and you have very little time to make up your grades
11. Then finals week comes up
12. You try to study…you aren’t successful
13. So instead you think of ways to get out of taking them
14. You walk into all your finals like
15. You get your grades back and honestly could’ve done a lot worse
16. You spend Christmas break catching up on sleep and eating home cooked meals
17. But it’s over before you know it and you mentally prepare yourself for next semester
18. You decide that this semester you’re going to try your hand at dating
19. Heaven knows you have awful taste in men though
20. And you really don’t click with anyone
21. And when you finally find someone, every hot guy suddenly wants to talk to you
22. Eh, boys are scum and this semester is about doing better than last semester
23. So you start focusing more on school
24. Also, you may not have noticed, but the freshman 15 is really hitting people
25. And then finally spring break rolls around
26. And you go way too hard because it’s your first spring break, and you are 23, remember?
27. And you don’t know how to handle money, so you spend like crazy until your parents cut you off
28. So you have to get a job
29. And balancing a job with school isn’t fun, but you were a dumbass and spent all your money
30. The school year is almost over and you have that one professor who assigns you a ton of work to do
31. And you realize that you’re almost done with your freshman year and start panicking because that’s one year closer to having to go out into the world
32. But you couldn’t be more happy that the school year is over
33. And you start preparing for sophomore year
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