Hello, lovely people, it’s tea time. Queen Elizabeth watch out, because here comes the mundane Elizabeth.
Albeit, the tea has already been spilled, but I just really enjoy watching it soak it into the nice silk table cloth, you know?
It got especially sweet today. *slurps loudly*
As everyone in the world knows, there has been a huge scandal going on called Operation Varsity Blues. You can read the details about the whole scandal here. If you’re like me, you can laugh in satisfaction and then cry in detrimental realization of my nonexistent wealth. It definitely instills some mood swings.
I just want to say, if my own self-awareness and systematic educational abilities were so lacking that my parents would have to pay half a mili mili to get me into school, they probably would have sent me on my way with a cardboard box and my treasured vlog camera to an alley in a nice neighborhood somewhere. My room tour would be amazing.
My favorite aspect of this whole scandal, of course, has to be the fact that good ‘ol Aunt Becky is most likely going to the slammer. Again.
Remember now?
Anyway, according to sources from this article, Loughlin and Giannuli did not accept a plea deal (unlike fellow college admissions scandal star Felicity Huffman, along with a dozen other parents, who did take the plea) and are now being indicted and can face up to 20 years in prison.
Twenty years. I was born twenty years ago. Isabella Giannulli was born twenty years ago, and then eighteen years later she posed on a rowing machine to get this whole ball rollin’. Ouchie.
This was some gallon sized tea that was spilled today, and I honestly wish I wasn’t so entertained by it.
Anyway, I hope everyone has a lovely day.