To all you girls out there who enjoy a nice cup of Starbucks coffee, you have probably been scrutinized for it. “Sorority girl disease” is a term thrown around geared towards all those Greek women. Someone with “Sorority Girl Disease” probably has on sorority letters that go down past her “Norts” (that’s slang for Nike shorts), is walking down the street in a “Srat Pack”, and carrying a Starbucks cup. We’ve all done it. Here is how to handle it.
1. Don’t let the man behind the counter who knows your order let you think that you have an addiction. Maybe he thinks you’re cute.
2. Try to stray away from the Venti Soy Iced Vanilla Latte with no whip cream and get something different. Or just get the whipped cream. Live a little.
3. There is in fact a Starbucks secret menu that has a hot pink drink that actually tastes like a cupcake. Watch out Elle Woods.
4. Don’t get offended when the cashier spells your name wrong, over and over and over and over again.
5. Make sure you live near a Starbucks. Luckily, we have one at The Oread and one on Mass Street.
6. Make sure to wear your letters when you go get coffee. We must live up to the stereotype that is sorority girl. But if you’re not into that put a hoodie on over it.
7. And most importantly, NEVER forget to use your Starbucks app to get those free drinks. Now you don’t even have to talk to anyone on your way to get that hangover coffee.