Jake Lorber is a bonafide cutie. That’s just an accepted fact here at Kenyon. He’s got that lone wolf swag but besides that, he’s got a good sense of humor, is easy going, and just an all around fun guy to chill with. He’d had me at leggings are not pants (are you my fashion soul mate?). Therefore, all these reasons and more qualify him to be this week’s campus cutie.
Name: Jacob Donlon Lorber
Hometown: Nashville, TN
Birthday: Aug. 2, 1991
Major/Minor: Political Science Major and Philosophy Minor
Single or Taken: It’s not yo business
MFK Disney Princess Edition: out of Sleeping Beauty, Belle, and Pochohantas, who would you marry, f*ck, and kill?
Kill Sleeping Beauty, f*ck Belle, and marry Pocohantas.
What qualities do you look for in a girl?
Definitely easy going, good looking and….straight teeth?
What turns you off?
Leggings as pants, out of placed bangs and bad shoes. Like wearing uggs when it’s not winter. Actually I just hate uggs.
What’s the best part of being from Nashville?
I like that it’s kind of mysterious and that it throws people when they find out I’m from there. Most people don’t really know what the south is like.
What are your thoughts on FIFA/who’s your most loved and hated soccer player?
FIFA is great! But it takes up too much of my time, but it’s great.
Most loved soccer player and your most hated soccer player?
I mean, come on, Christiano Ronaldo for both.
If you were on a desert island who would you want there with you?
That’s a hard one. I think I would have to go with Betsey Ross.
So she could make you a flag?
Exactly.
If you could choose to be a prof here who would it be?
Bauman. Actually maybe Hans Lottenbach. Can I just make them into one person and give you a combo answer? I would be a Bauman/Lottenbach hybrid.
Who do you have a man crush on at Kenyon?
I’m definitely going to have to go with Kyle McDonald on this one.
Last question: do you manscape?
Absolutely not.