Every day, we are presented with a plethora of perfectly pleasant Peirce products at our disposal. We have a substantial amount of simple substances that we may mix, mingle and marinate at our will. With this comes a large line of liquids, which curious connoisseurs of clever concoctions can use. Here are a few mildly miraculous and mysterious mixtures I have made, myself.
Also, I don’t use ice. Deal with it.
Bexley Brew
Brisk
Carbonated Water
To make this ombré drink, fill your classic Peirce cup up to the top of the vertical lines with Brisk ice-tea, then fill to the top with carbonated water. Carefully carry your cup back to your designated seat without ruining the perfect composition of this drink. Enjoy.
Purple Palme Punch
Pink Lemonade
Blue Gatorade
(Optional) Lemon Slice
To make this pleasantly purple punch, fill your cup with 1 part lemonade to 1 part Gatorade. You may need to adjust the levels to get your desired lavender hue. Garnish with a lemon slice if you’re so compelled — because why not?
Red Ralston
Cranberry Juice
Ginger Ale
The perfect drink for romance, lovers of the color red, or people with UTI’s. Mix one part Ginger-Ale to one part cranberry juice. Drink it with an evil expression, or pretend you are consuming the blood of your enemies.
Storer Soda
Flavored waters from the flavored water machine
Sprite
Brisk
This sickeningly sweet soda is a symphony of sugars in your mouth. First, add some of each of those weird flavored waters from the flavored water machine (next to the cereal), until you feel like you have enough (about a “splash” will do). Follow up with a little brisk and some Sprite. This drink may leave you with a sugar high, or a little sick to your stomach, but if you’re into that, this drink is for you.
What’s your favorite Peirce creation?