Name/Year: Kris Reslow ‘13
Hometown: Amesbury, MA
Age: 21
Major: Psych
Relationship Status: Single, and ready to mingle
What’s the number one thing on your Kenyon Bucket List? To have explored every building on campus before graduation.
What’s your favorite chick flick? Mean Girls—I did my senior year physics project on that moment when Regina gets hit by the bus. She would have died, that part is definitely not based on fact.
3 qualities you look for in a guy: Sense of humor, shorter than me, fun-loving.
What’s your favorite food at Peirce? I always go for the Mac and cheese but its never good. I don’t know why I keep going for it.
Top 3 cd’s/musical artists: Number one, Dave Mathews, number two also Dave Mathews, and number three would be Sublime.
Favorite drink: My favorite non alcoholic drink is definitely milk, specifically 2%. My favorite alcoholic drink would probably be Guinness.
Favorite movie: Forrest Gump.
Favorite book/author: JK Rowling because she was so influential on my childhood.
Favorite TV show: I don’t watch much TV. But if I had to pick it would probably be Breaking Bad. I actually just finished the 4th season and now I don’t know what to do with myself.
Describe Kenyon in three words: Beautiful, quirky, socially-inept
What’s the theme song to your life? “The best of what’s around” by Dave Mathews
What would be the title of your autobiography? “The Things You Wish You Didn’t Know About Me”
Who would play you in a movie of your life?: Probably Owen Wilson. He’s always been one of my favorite actors and he just seems like a good guy. I feel like he and I would get along pretty well.
Marry/eff/kill–Peirce, the KAC, and WiggleGround? I’d probably fuck the KAC because it’s a place where I go yet I never stay for more than an hour, and I feel our relationship is put on hold every now and then, it’s definitely not worthy of marriage. Whereas Peirce I go multiple times a day, and much like a marriage I’m not always excited having been there, but I still go back every day. And WiggleGround I’ll kill just ‘cause I never go there.
Where do want to travel and why? Well I want to travel everywhere but if I had to pick some place specific I’d say Austrialia slash New Zealand. It’s a different hemisphere and on the opposite side of the world, and I hear they have really good surfing, which is an interest of mine although I’m not very good.
The most romantic thing you’ve ever done for someone? On Valentine’s Day my two best friends didn’t have a date so I was the date for both of them and we all had a group Valentine’s day dinner at the VI. It was Sam Pletz and Dan Glaser. We had a man date.
Your ideal date – describe: Probably be a daylong affair. It wouldn’t be just one thing we sit down and do. We’d have some sort of fun physical activity throughout the day, followed by a romantic candle-lit dinner with fine wine, and then we’d go back to my place and have some fun.
One Direction or The Wanted? Don’t really know either, but I guess One Direction. They are pretty cute I guess.
Where do you see yourself in 10 years: In ten years I expect to see myself in a Lamborghini.
If you were a super hero who would it be/why: I’d probably be Superman because he has all the powers, it’s not just one thing that he’s really good at. And he’s pretty sexy. I’d want to be pretty sexy.