We all know going to a big school with thousands of students is hard sometimes. You might feel alone. But fear not, some students may face the same hardships as you.
You know you go to Kent when…
“The number one form of advertisement is chalking.”
“The Wi-Fi goes out every five minutes.”
“You run away from the squirrels because the squirrels don’t run from you”
“They only put salt on the French fries…”
“Wednesday tornado sirens turn into the monthly purge.”
“You spend more money on parking tickets than groceries.”
“No weather conditions can come between you and Saturday night.”
“You see girls wearing heels in the snow.”
“When the temp is at or above 0, some guys break out the shorts.”
“People complain about classes not being cancelled due to the cold but that same night they go out in almost no clothing.”
“There’s always a protest or demonstration happening on campus.”
“When you nearly get blown away by the wind.”
“You look forward to going back to school each semester just for the Prentice wraps.”
“When you cringe at the word Akron.”
“The sidewalks are never plowed.”
“When ‘dressing down’ for a fashion student is what other students consider dressing up.”
“When everyone assumes that because you’re a girl and you go to Kent State that you’re part of the fashion program.”
“When you tell someone you go to Kent and they think either Penn State or Kentucky.”
“When the Rosie’s line is your last stop on a Saturday night.”
“You see a regular colored squirrel and think it looks funny.”
“It takes you 25 minutes to figure out where to park on campus.”
“Coffee turns to iced coffee on your way to class.”
“Black squirrels make it rain acorns.”
“You get frostbite while walking to class.”
“The wind hurts your face.”
“Squirrel fights break out on campus.”
“You find black squirrels frozen to death.”
“Everyone you meet is either a nursing or fashion major.”
“When you see parking services more than your professors.”
“You see more squirrels hanging out than people outside the student center.”
“When you’ve been personally victimized by the wind in front of the library.”
“When you can’t find parking so you skip your class….”
“When you see policemen and food trucks get tickets. Like why…”
“You’re a professional ice skater by the end of the semester.”
“You wore your Flashcard on a lanyard freshman year.”
“Your mascot is a Golden Flash and you have no idea what that actually is.”
“You have to walk up hills both ways to class.”