Shower fail or shower fall?
Sometimes the steamy hotness gets the best of you, and you lose your balance. Donāt let this stop you! Sure, youāre on the ground while heās staring downward at you awkwardly, but use this to your advantage. Strike a pose and make him come down to you. Youāre getting clean anyways, and youāll most likely fall again if you get back up. Save yourself the trouble. Ā Ā
The red sea did not part.
Turns out your period came unexpectedly. If it starts before the fun, grab a towel and lay it underneath you two. If it starts after the fun and thereās a crime scene on the sheets, try to distract him from the bloody mess. Maybe lure him to another room while you clean it up the scene.
Speaking of a bloody messā¦
What do you do when he gets a nose bleed in the middle of your good time? Honestly, it depends on how you take it. You shouldnāt touch blood since diseases spread that way, but if youāre willing to take those chances then donāt let the situation freak you out. Stay turned on so that he stays turned on. A solution could include casually making your way to the bathroom to finish off in the shower. Just donāt fall (HAH!).
āWhatās your name?ā
You accidentally said the wrong name duringā¦ Easy solution: tell him youāre role playing and give him a name to call you. Heās either going to be weirded out or be into it. You wonāt know unless you try, but regardless, you fixed the problem.
You decided to try that new Mexican restaurant before going over.
After a great time, you killed the mood by ripping out a big one. Honestly, the best solution would be to laugh it out. If he is not accepting the fact that you fart just like every other human being then heās not worth your time. But a little bit of advice: donāt have Mexican food beforehand.
That wasnāt a fartā¦
We all know queefs happen and they are awkward AF. You can be a trooper and laugh it out like the fart situation, or you can distract him by acting really turned on. If youāre having a good time, heāll have a good time too. He won’tĀ notice a single toot.
Heās like a kid going through puberty and canāt work a bra.
Heās struggling to get that bra off, and itās starting to be a turn off. Help the poor guy out and take it off for him. Heās embarrassed enough, and it shows that youāre turned on and want to get started pronto.
Wrong hole, dude.
Well this was unexpected… but is it ever really an “accident”? Nevertheless, either slip out and fix the issue or try something new for a change.Ā
āHoney, Iām home.ā
The dorm life means roommates exist. Itās the most awkward situation when they walk in, but if you want to keep going then move the party somewhere else. Ask him to join you in the bathroom or shower because thatās the one place privacy exists. Again, just donāt fallā¦
“Did you hear a monkey?”
Donāt you dare laugh if he makes an awkward sex noise. People are weird, and you need to accept whatever sounds come out of their mouths. Act like you didnāt even notice ā thatās the best advice I can give you.
He canāt aim to save his life.
Itās in your hairā¦ Heās turned on, but youāre pissed off. Donāt be angry; he canāt control everything. Act like nothing is wrong, walk to the bathroom and wash it out. Donāt ruin the good time by ripping his head off. Show him youāre cool about it and not angered.
āNo Shave Novemberā is coming up.
Your lower half is in hibernation mode. If you donāt want him to get grossed out then donāt let him go down on you that night. You never know though, that could be his type of thing.