1. EVERY week is midterms week
2. Your mother thinks you’re dating that guy named Brody
3. You have normal shoes, and you have Pike shoes
4. “Going to bed early” means 2 AM
5. You procrastinate by doing OTHER homework
6. You sometimes mistake Brody as your dorm room
7. You take off your loud shoes when walking on D-level
8. You enjoy long walks on the Beach
9. You wake up to daily emails about kids leaving their laptops in the library
10. Your TA emails you in a foreign language
11. You feel underdressed/ mainstream in Gilman
12. Everyone assumes you want to be a doctor
13. The humanities are also known as the Kreiger School of Arts and Crafts
14. You eat half your meals out of “to-go” boxes
15. You secretly get really angry when people call your school “John Hopkins.”
Thanks to the Johns Hopkins Class of 2017 for their contributions to this post, especially Guilherme Hubner, Matthew Griffin, Raegan Hensley, Elli Tian, Ivan Booth, Alwin Hui, Adam McCann, Erin Hedglen, Claire Parker, Alexis Rodriguez, Ricardo Martinez, Danielle Blustein, and Kate Dwyer.
Photo Cred: http://www.flickr.com/photos/hopkinsarchives/7854671024/