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- Do not leave human regulated temperature. Under no circumstances should you step foot outside of a building
- If you really must leave, wear puffy coats. The puffier the better. Get lost in the feathers
- Wear 50 layers. Become a marshmallow of a person
- Winter accessories like hats, scarves, gloves. Wear gloves on top of gloves and practically strangle yourself with the sheer number of scarves around your neck
- Complain about the cold to everyone. No exceptions. Moving your jaw will generate heat
- Move to Florida. ‘Nuff said