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Excuses to Skip Class

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at JHU chapter.
  1. You have food poisoning and are unable to move from your bedroom
  2. You have to attend a funeral (you will go to hell for using this one)
  3. It is an obscure religious holiday that you take very seriously
  4. You have to pick up your cousin from the train station 
  5. Your fish died and you have to take the day off in order to give her a proper Viking funeral 
  6. You are currently drunk and don’t want your belligerent behavior to cause a disruption in class
  7. Hopkins is really hard and sad sometimes and you just want to take advantage of the nice day for once and pretend you’re happy for a few hours… sometimes honesty is the best policy