My dad always tells me that I cried every day until I was twelve years old. Needless to say, I cry very frequently to this day, often in public. Ahead are the top five places I’ve cried on campus so far, and I’m sure there are more to come.
5. Intro to Chem lab: Crying in the lab is last on my list for a few reasons. For one, getting tears stuck in your safety goggles is the worst, and there is nothing more unforgiving than crying in the presence of the stone-cold Professor Pasternack. The only redeeming quality about crying in lab is that you can always use the eyewash station to camouflage your tears, making it appear as though the only reason there is water on your face is due to an unfortunate chemical spill.
4. MSE Library: Crying in the library is essentially a right of passage for Hopkins undergrads. It ranks lower on this list because it’s a little too mainstream for my taste. Try to be a little more creative the next time you need to have a public breakdown.
3. Wolman Lobby: I highly recommend this location. The floors are tile, so your tears will be easy to clean up, and the security guards are always a comforting presence. The only downside is the high foot traffic in the area. Crying here is not for those who prefer more private locations.
2. Remsen 101: Crying in the largest lecture hall on campus was an extremely rewarding experience. It was cathartic breaking down less than five minutes before my chem final, and it really freaked out the people I was sitting near. Be warned though: taking a final with tears in your eyes adds an unnecessary level of complexity.
1. Levering Cafeteria: The winner for one simple reason: If you’re going to cry in public, do it in a place where there is food nearby. Nothing is more comforting than having a fresh meal of chicken tenders to soak up your tears.
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