1. The food is terrible.
2. Why would you want Fried oreos?
3. Or funnel cake?
4. FFC food is clearly better.
5. Unlimited soda? Bloomberg would be disappointed.
6. Beer garden? Why would you want beer in your garden. It’s not like there are a bunch of local beers to try or anything.
7. The music really sucks.
8. Like, who’s Nelly?
He can’t spell “here” right.
9. There is too much merchandise.
10. Decisions are so hard.
11. Is that a pony?
12. THERE ARE WILD ANIMALS ON CAMPUS.
13. There are fireworks. Those are scary, they are loud and they explode.
14. Besides, no one goes.
15. In fact, it’s like a ghost town
But in all seriousness, Spring Fair is an amazing event. It’s the biggest student run festival in America! How crazy is that? It is three days of amazing food, vendors, music, and fun! It’s not something you should miss.
All photos courtesy of:
http://www.createdby-diane.com/2011/09/fried-oreo.html
https://threea4me.wordpress.com/2013/02/11/alls-fair-in-love-and-funnel-cake/
http://www.loving-long-island.com/limm-seafood-festival.html
http://www.nme.com/news/nelly/61138
http://www.funniestmemes.com/funniest-memes-even-ponies-like-pony-ride/
http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/bunny-rabbits/images/128637/title/bunny-wallpapers-wallpaper
https://blogs.hopkins-interactive.com/hayley/page/2/
http://hub.jhu.edu/2013/04/15/spring-fair-2013-wrap
http://www.examiner.com/article/last-day-to-attend-the-johns-hopkins-spring-fair-sunday-april-25th