This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at JHU chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.
So you’ve probably heard about the new headphones that are coming along with the iPhone 7. If you haven’t, here’s a picture.
They’re called “Airpods” now, and they’re completely wireless. If you’re wondering who asked for wireless headphones, that’s an easy answer: absolutely no one.
But never fear! Think about all those interesting ways you lost your past sixteen pairs of headphones… now you’ll lose these Airpods ever faster!
Here are a few ways how.
- Drop them off the balcony in Brody
- Have them slip out of your pocket and into the toilet
- Lose just one and throw your useless second one across the quad in frustration
- Stick them in your backpack during class and then never finding either of them in its depths ever again
- Accidently drop them in your Chipotle bowl and they disintegrate
- Use them to save your seat in the Reading Room and then come back eight hours later to find them gone
- Throw them out
- Lend them to a friend to find out they mistook them for candy and ate them
- Give them up in hopes your robber won’t stab you
- Step on them
But hey, at least they won’t get tangled.