1) Changing Lanes/Merging/Turning Without a Turn Signal:
Literally the easiest thing ever. Shoutout to 90% of the Cleveland area for never using it.
2) Braking Before Turning on Your Turn Signal:
Is there a deer? Are you making an emergency stop? Oh no, you’re just an idiot.
3) Slowing Down While Passing a Semi on a Two-Lane Highway:
This happened to me twice today, and it had me screaming in my car. You were going 5 over, but now that we have to pass a semi you’re going 2 under? Are you trying to get me to crash my car?
4) Driving Slower than a Semi on a Two-Lane Highway:
You shouldn’t be allowed on the streets.
5) Not Using Cruise Control:
Use it or make up your mind because 30 secs ago you were going 2 under the speed limit and now all of a sudden you want to race when I try to pass you.
6) Get off Your Phone:
This is a given in any situation. I am always one to hop on Spotify to switch a song, but at least wait for a red light or when it isn’t rush hour because I’m not trying to die.
7) Braking till Under the Speed Limit because You Saw a Cop:
I genuinely don’t get it at all. You were going 35 in a 35; WHY ARE YOU BRAKING?
8) Braking When Approaching a Green Light:
Why? Green means go.
9) Stopping an Entire Car’s Length Away from the Line at a Red Light:
Is it going to bite you?
10) Inching up when the light is red but you think it’s about to turn Green:
You’re not saving yourself any time. Calm down.
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