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One Night in Kilroy’s

Kilroy’s: The Haiku

$2 regrets,
cesspool of debauchery,
IU salutes thee.

Luke, the bouncer, smiles:
“Are you an alcoholic?”
Rats, he’s on to me.

(317): drrrunkkkl
(219): It’s 3 p.m.
(317): royyyysz

KOK T-shirt,
slew of shameful digi-pics:
only evidence.

Photos by Alex Farris

Do you have shots (and by that, we mean photos) or stories to add? Email DaniellePaquette@hercampus.com.

Danielle Paquette is a junior (2012) at Indiana University studying Journalism, French and Human Sexuality. Fueled by caffeine and passion, the 20-year-old aspiring reporter adores Eurotrips, sand volleyball and Blair Waldorf's caustic wit.
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