Kim Kardashian’s wedding only lasted 72 days. Here are some things that lasted longer!
Hugh Hefner: 85 years: Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy outlasted Kim’s marriage. Despite rumors that Hugh had passed away last year, the old man is still hanging around with naked women! Maybe he should invite Kris over for few drinks and a night of fun…
Bella & Edward’s love: 9 months together, 4 months apart, haven’t been apart since: Edward loves Bella enough to resist her blood for eternity, but Kris can’t give up his home in Minnesota to please Kim? Kim’s fangs came out and she threw Kris to the wolves.
A fight on The Real Housewives of New Jersey : 2 years & 6 months: The reality show started in May 2009, and the housewives haven’t stopped fighting since. Kim and Kris managed to stop fighting enough for their nuptials, but looks their wedding bliss didn’t last long.
Kris Humphries debt after the ring: approximately 365 days: Kris Humphries made about $3.2 this past NBA season. But as of now, Kris Humphries doesn’t even have a job! Good thing Kim is worth a reported 38 million dollars. Maybe she’ll lend a few dollars to Kris so he can have a good meal before the divorce is final.
Jersey Shore: 1 year & 11 months: Who would have thought that Snooki, Mike, and the rest of the Jersey Shore cast would have been overnight celebrities? The only thing Mike has to say in regards to Kim and Kris’ divorce? “We’ve got ourselves a situation.”
NBA lockout: 123 days and counting: Due to the NBA lockout, Kris Humphries is out of a job. So is that way Kim dumped him? No. She didn’t want to move to his home in Minnesota. No job and Minnesota? So long sucka!
Lil Wayne’s time in jail: 366 days: Lil Wayne was in jail longer than Kim K was married. Imagine 366 days without watching the Kardashians on the news or reality television. Kris Humphries will soon figure out what a lifetime without them is like.
Justin Bieber’s popularity: 2 years & 4 months: Who would have beliebed that Justin Bieber would have lasted longer than the Jonas Brothers and Kim Kardashian’s marriage. Will Kim try to steal Justin from Selena Gomez? She was his first love after all.
Khloe’s marriage: 1 year, 1 month, & 4 days: Khloe met her dear “Lam Lam” and 9 days later they were married. Khloe has had no problem expressing her dislike for Kris, especially during every episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. No wonder she’s been so supportive of Kim’s divorce.
Kourtney’s relationship with Scott: on & off for 4 years: After all the drama and fighting nobody thought Kourtney and Scott’s relationship would last. Against all odds the couple has remained together and even has an adorable son, Mason. He’s older than Kim’s marriage too.
Kim’s engagement: 85 days: Kim’s engagement lasted longer than her actual marriage! At least Kris got a nice trip to Bora Bora out of it!
What else lasted longer than Kim’s wedding? Let us know what you think!