7 Things I’d Rather Eat Than a Necco Wafer

The company that makes Necco Wafers might be going out of business, so here’s a list of things you can eat otherwise to celebrate.

1. Stale Tums

2. Actual Chalk

3. Crayons

4. Clay

5. Dirt

6. Paper Napkins

7. A Croc

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