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No matter how you feel about Valentine’s Day, there is a movie out there that will suit your mood.
If you want to laugh:
Forgetting Sarah MarshallÂ
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Perfect for anyone who isnât a sappy romantic, and if you do have a boyfriend this Valentine’s Day, Iâm sure you wouldn’t have to force him to watch this one. When Peter Bretter (Jason Segel) loses his girlfriend, Sarah Marshall (Kristen Bell) to rock star Aldus Snow (Russell Brand), he books a trip to Hawaii to get over his ex. Segel also displays about half a second of full frontal nudity at the beginning, so watch out for that.Â
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If you want to cry:
The NotebookÂ
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We all know The Notebook, Iâm sure anyone reading this has probably seen it at least 3 times, (or four, 12, 100, every time itâs on TV? Who’s counting?) But somehow, this classic still leaves us with a bucket of tears and a pile of crumpled up Hershey Kiss wrappers at our feet every time.Â
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If you want to order $25 worth of Chinese food and eat to background noise:
Heâs Just Not That Into You
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Nothing complicates your General Tsos chicken better than a romantic comedy filled with love triangles and plot twists. Trust me, Ginnifer Goodwinâs character, Gigi, is WAY worse at dating/flirting than you think you are.Â
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If youâre positive Liam Hemsworth broke it off with Miley to be with you:
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The Last Song
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Lots. Of. Shirtless. Liam. Scenes. A great time to oogle at your probably-most-likely-definite-future husband. A very typical coming of age story featuring Miley Cyrus as Ronnie who develops a complicated relationship with Will (Hemsworth) while visiting her terminally ill father for the summer. What will you cry more at: the sad ending, or Liamâs abs?
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If you really hate that Valentine’s Day is recognized as an actual holiday:
Kill Bill, Vol 1&2
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Nothing says âI hate Valentine’s Dayâ quite like a murderous heroine seeking revenge on her evil baby-daddy.
So curl up with popcorn and friends and enjoy one or more of these movies this Valentine’s Day.