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College As Told By Johnny Depp

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Illinois State chapter.

Johnny Depp is a gift to this world. As one of the most versatile actors in Hollywood, he’s played an incredibly wide variety of characters throughout the years. Especially as college students, we can all relate to some of these eccentric personalities.

When your roommate is a morning person…

And you are not.

When your professor says “this isn’t a project you can do the night before”.

When you’re falling asleep but remember an assignment that’s due tomorrow.

When it’s 3 a.m. and you’re typing an essay that’s due the next morning.

When freshmen complain about how hard their classes can be.

When that one kid in class reminds the professor of the homework that no one did.

And the kid is just like…

When you actually look good for class.

When you take your lightweight friend out for a few drinks.

When your song comes on at the bar…

And your roomies start suggesting to slow down on the shots…

Then they try to cut you off and order you a plain coke.

The guy hitting on you isn’t taking the hint so you just tell him…

When you see your friend outside but the DD rolled the windows up.

Your roomie starts telling you about her hookup…

But then she shows you pictures of him…

So she asks you for advice.

When you think about your ex from high school.

When you fill out teacher evaluations for your hardest class.

Studying for your most difficult final like…

After spending all night in the library, you come back to your roomies saying…

When you fail the test you studied all night for.

When your student loans get approved.

Your family says you look so much older and different when you go home for break.

And when someone tells you to get your life together.

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