20 Hilariously Cheesy Pickup Lines

For when you see that special someone, but aren’t quite sure what to say.

#1. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

#2. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

#3. My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

#4. I’m in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!

#5. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

#6. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.

#7. No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

#8. Can I be a secant line and lie tangent to your curves?

#9. My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

#10. Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

#11. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT. 

#12. Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey.

#13. Hey, Cupid called... he says to tell you he needs my heart back. 

#14. Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?

#15. Your name must be yogurt, because I wanna spoon you.

#16. Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you are looking right!

#17. Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.

#18. Let me tie your shoes, because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

#19. If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

#20. There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.