It’s Finals Week! If you’re anything like the HC Hollins staff this time of year finds you hard at work, spending hours on the internet and ignoring your thesis/final exam/term paper. Rather than break the vicious cycle of denial, self-loathing, tears and indignation, this week we decided to bring you our top picks for internet procrastination. The following ten sites are guaranteed to eat up hours of your precious time with absolutely no refund!
10) Anything Disney Princess Themed on Cracked.com – Nostalgia
from our youth and the bitter disappoint in reality of finals week all rolled up into one.
9) Epic Rap Battles of History – Watching Dr. Seuss battle it out with William Shakespeare for the title of baddest rapper ever technically counts as English paper research…totally.
8) Texts From Last Night – We like to spend at least two hours a day reading about the fun we aren’t having.
7) Very Mary-Kate – The excellent, unofficial biography of Mary-Kate Olsen…even the creepy and fabulous fail homework assignments.
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6) English Major Armadillo – For all you English majors out there.
5) Business Major Bear – For all your Business Majors out there.
4)
Justin Timberlake Doing Things – Justin Timberlake accidentally writes pi to the ten thousandth decimal instead of his autograph.
3) The Boobah Zone…just trust us on this one.
2) Ryan Gosling Hates Thesis – Ryan Gosling is beautiful and he hates finals week too. Sweet, sweet commiseration.
1) Animals Talking In All Caps – It is tumblr photoblog exclusively featuring pictures of animals…talking in all cap locks and it is absolutely #1 on our list. Why? Check out one of our absolute favorites below…oh and good luck studying.
LAURIE. LET THIS ONE GO. I QUIT THE HELL’S ANGELS, DIDN’T I? I SOLD MY SWITCHBLADE COLLECTION.
I’M OFF HEROIN AND I WORK 45 HOURS A WEEK AT MICROSOFT. I DID ALL OF THAT TO BE WITH YOU, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. YOU’RE MY BEST GAL. BUT DON’T YOU ASK ME TO SHAVE MY OVER-THE-NOSE GOATEE. IT’S ALL I’VE GOT LEFT OF MY GLORY DAYS.
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