Things No College Student Says

If you follow the YouTuber Drew Gooden, you may have seen his latest video “Stuff Nobody Says,” a rendition of a 2012 Trip and Tyler Video of stuff nobody says. The video is utterly hilarious, but not quite relatable. The thing is, college is its own world in a little bubble that bridges that teenage world with the adult. As students, we might not relate to taxes and lawsuits, but there is a wide array of things we can relate to and with that comes things we will never, ever say. 

Of course, I read the optional reading.

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Morning lectures are a great way to start the day.

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Group projects are my favorite! Everyone does their share. 

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My dorm bed is more comfortable than my bed at home.

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I have free time. 

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I hate double spacing my papers, it really limits what I can write.

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There are always so many parking spots here! I’ve never had to search.

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Midterms and finals are so invigorating.

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I don’t mind when it takes my professor weeks to grade my essay.

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Works Cited lists are my favorite part of writing an essay. 

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I believe we can all relate when we say a college student would never be caught dead saying these words. What do you find yourself saying every day?!