College is supposed to be the best time of our lives, here are some quick tips on making sure it stays that way!
Do go out and have a good time!
Bless you for not punching that girl in Spanish that won’t shut up or your coworker who’s waaaaay too competitive- now treat yo self.
Don’t over do it.
Drake is here for a good time not a long time and so are your friends. Ain’t nobody trying to spend the night wiping your tears or vomit.
Do drink copious amounts of water.
Your body will thank you tomorrow.
Don’t wear anything valuable in cost or sentiment.
Yes, you’re doing it for the ‘gram but you’re not gonna look like 300 likes in a couple of hours. Save nana’s hoops for a sober function.
Do go out with people that will take care of you if you need it.
Or you’ll end up dialing 1-800-WHERE-YA-ASS-WAS-AT. Make sure you’re hanging out with people who give a damn about your well being.
Don’t drunk dial/text your ex.
Quench your thirst with some electrolyte-filled Gatorade baby girl.
Do engage in the lovefest that takes place in the ladies room.
The ego boosts and bonds that are formed while your bladder is about to explode are so worth it.
Don’t blow the budget on booze.
When you’re making money like the Kardashians then you can buy the squad a round. In the mean time, cool it Don Draper.