Haverford Horoscopes: The Psychic Squirrel Week 3

The Psychic Squirrel Horpscopes: April 1-April 7

Aries (March 21st-April 20th)

You are feeling awfully daring. The Sun and Jupiter are telling me that you are lacking any care for the consequences so beware! Take some risks, but also be wary. It’s definitely a good time to broaden your options and network since you’re feeling daring. Maybe check out some new plans for the weekend or the summer!

Taurus (April 21st-May 21st)

You are going to have some weird dreams this week. Are you feeling stressed or anxious about a big test? If so, take some time for yourself. Get off campus and hit up Saxby’s or treat yourself to a mani-pedi to really relax. A fun girls night to Suburban Square may be in order also!

Gemini (May 22nd-June 21st)

The stars are telling me you are the queen of the social scene this weekend! Your friends are going to look to you for the plans this weekend and take advantage! Plan an awesome pregame. Need some ideas? From the extensive experience of the Psychic Squirrel, 90s, Shakira, and Ja Rule themed pregames make for a great time.

Cancer (June 22nd-July 22nd)

April Fool’s may have been quiet for you, but you are bursting with energy this week. Channel it into something productive! The stars are showing you have some busy weeks coming up for the rest of this month, so don’t let the time get away from you! Pick some goals and deadlines for yourself and stick to them; you will be really determined to get things done!

Leo (July 23rd-August 23rd)

You have an exotic vacation on the brain. Since it may be a little hard to get away mid semester, start planning some fun things for your break this summer! Summer plans not figured out yet? Let loose and splurge on those concert tickets you have been debating about. Maybe head into the city for the day. A day off campus could be exactly what you need to satisfy your vacay cravings!

Virgo (August 24th-September 23rd)

Be careful with money this week! I know you are itching to spend last month’s paycheck, but putting it away will definitely pay off when the summer roles around. That being said, if you find a great sale don’t be afraid to splurge on a new dress for the weekend. It also looks like a new romance may be in the stars for you! Be on the lookout!

Libra (September 24th-October 23rd)

The stars are showing that something unexpected is coming your way this weekend. Did you get hit with any serious April Fool’s pranks? If not, keep an eye out for something big to happen this week! I have a feeling that the weekend is looking particularly fun for you as well. Maybe wingwoman with your Virgo friends!

Scorpio (October 24th-November 22nd)

You are feeling pretty shy and reserved this weekend. If you are looking for alone time, it may be the right kind of week to just close your door and catch up on some Netflix by yourself. Your friends will definitely understand. Don’t let this limit you for weekend plans! By then you should be ready to hang with friends and have a great time!

Sagittarius (November 23rd-December 21st)

Try to channel all of your excess energy this week towards physical activity. The stars say that all the energy you don’t let out may end up causing you to lash out towards your friends. Whenever you are feeling annoyed or tired, hit up the treadmill. Better yet, maybe take your first trip of the spring around the nature trail. The weather forecast for the week looks great!

Capricorn (December 22nd-January 20th)

You are feeling very productive this week. Use this week to run errands and do some busy work. Next week, the stars are showing that you might be feeling a little lazy, so be sure to get all of that out of the way so you can enjoy this weekend and all of your free time to the fullest! Use all of your extra time you will have to go out and meet some new people!

Aquarius (January 21st-February 19th)

A great idea comes to you this week that really sparks your imagination! Use these additional ideas to get ahead on the paper you have or maybe get ahead on summer applications, etc. You will definitely be surprised by what you can crank out this week with all of the creative juices flowing!

Pisces (February 20th-March 20th)

You are feeling adventurous this week! Channel this energy towards being extra enthusiastic about anything new you are presented with. Why not try the new DC entrée? Maybe try a new workout in the GIAC or attend a yoga session. All of this will make you feel way better and will help you jump start your spring! 

Check back next week for more Horoscopes from the Psychic Squirrel!!