I think these memes are out of fashion now, which means that I get to start using them! We all have these Evil Kermit moments, and below are just a few!
*In dining hall*
Me: let’s be healthy: I’ll have some quinoa and some salad.
Me to me: Get the french fries and dessert.
*Makes a mess in dining hall*
Me: *gasps*
Me to me: Just walk away. Walk away like you were never here.
*Spills water in the dining hall* Me: Grab some napkins. Clean it up.
Me to me: It’s fine. It’s water. It’ll evaporate.
Me: You know, I’m really interested in Comparative Religion…
Me to me: No, you’re really interested in Economics. $$$$$
Me: I really should get to those readings.
Me to me: Reading your texts and snapchats, more like.
Me: I need to be more productive. Off to do psets!
Me to me: Your phone beckons.
Me: I’ll get to it.
Me to me: YOUR PHONE BECKONS NOW, YOUNG LADY!
Me: I need to do research for this paper.
Me to me: Ooh! A Buzzfeed Quiz! Which Disney Princess are you?
*At midnight*
Me: I should go to bed. It’s late and I have early morning classes tomorrow.
Me to me: Relax. Unwind a little, it’ll help you fall asleep better.
*Finishes one episode*
Me: Okay, bed.
Me to me: One more!
*At three A.M.*
Me: Oh no. I need to stop.
Me to me: You have five more hours before you need to wake up. Hit the next episode button.
Me: But…
Me: DO IT.
What did you think? Love them? Hate them? If you loved them, go read part 2, if you hated them, read part 2 to hate some more! HCXO!