Timeline of Aubrey studying:
9:15 AM: alarm goes off. Haha that’s funny. Snooze
9:20 AM: snooze.
9:25 AM: reset alarm.
10:30 AM: Okay, for real, I’m getting up…. Now.
10:45 AM: Well I can’t be expected to study if I don’t look PRESENTABLE. Let me just put on a little eyeliner…
11:15 AM: Okay, I tried on every eye shadow in my possession. Time to go to the library.
11:20 AM: But while I pack my backpack, I’m going to put on an episode of Sex and the City.
12:30 PM: Okay, that was more than an episode. But now it’s lunch time! I’ll just study while I eat.
12:35 PM: OH MY GOD, PAULINE!!! I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU SINCE LAST NIGHT.
12:50 PM: Taylor, hi!! Come sit with us!!
1:00 PM: Adrienne. ADRIENNE. OVER HERE.
1:40 PM: Okay, so I didn’t study at lunch. But I have SO. MUCH. TIME. Oh, an email. I should really clean up my inbox.
1:55 PM: Oooo, new Buzzfeed quiz! Which scene from Taylor Swift’s music video are you?
2:00 PM: Screaming Fight scene from the “Blank Space” music video?! That’s not even like me!!!
2:01 PM: Okay that’s exactly like me.
2:02 PM: AUBREY, FOCUS.
2:05 PM: Oh my god, a Forever 21 sale.
2:30 PM: Let me just put in my credit card info… Okay, 5 new dresses on their way!!
2:35 PM: Oh, Sierra is calling!! Sisi, what’s wrong? Honey, slow down, I can’t understand you. Here. Let’s Skype.
3:20 PM: Hate that ex-boyfriend of hers. Ugh.
3:25 PM: No, Sisi, I really need to go. I need to study!! No I haven’t started. It’ll be fineeee!
3:30 PM: Okay let me find the perfect song to study to…. PERFECT.
3:35 PM: Oh my god, I should exercise! Endorphins, productivity… Yeah, that’s a thing. Okay, quick run.
4:00 PM: THE SUN IS SETTING. OH MY GOD. I NEED TO STUDY.
4:05 PM: Okay, finally in Lamont. Time to study. After I check Facebook.
4:15 PM: And Instagram.
4:25 PM: And Twitter.
4:40 PM: Now Pinterest.
5:00 PM: Oh, dinner time!! Let me get back to the dining hall. I’ll look over my notes there.
5:10 PM: Oh my god, Ellie, how long has it been!!?? At LEAST 20 hours.
5:20 PM: Rachel is here, too!?!
5:30 PM: SARA COME SIT WITH US RIGHT NOW.
6:45 PM: So…. I didn’t study. But there are still, like 5 hours left in the day. I’m totally fine.
7:00 PM: Okay for real. I’m going to study… After a quick power nap.
8:30 PM: Yesss feeling refreshed!!! So ready to start studying. *opens notebook*
8:45 PM: I’m bored. Like, really really bored. I don’t want to do this. I can’t do this. I want to be home. Oh my god, I can’t handle this anymore.
8:48 PM: Mom? I wanna come home. I know. Yes, I have a final in two days. No, I haven’t studied. Yes, Insomnia cookies would help. Thank you. Love you too.
8:50 PM: Well I should probably wait to start studying until the cookies get here, because I don’t wanna get on a roll and then be interrupted. I’ll just watch Sex and the City til the delivery guy gets here.
10:00 PM: Yay, 24 cookies! I should share these.
10:10 PM: Entryway!! I have 12 cookies to share!
10:15 PM: I really can’t talk, I need to—wait, she said WHAT?! And he did WHAT?!
11:00 PM: Wow. What an exhausting day. I should just get to sleep early. But I’ll watch one more episode to get myself to sleep.
1:00 AM: Seriously… Tomorrow. I’m going to study tomorrow. Let me set my alarm for 9:30 AM…