The 5 Types of People You Meet in College

1. The Party Girl

You will find her on any given night hopping from final club, to dive bar, to dorm party, to Felipe's.  


2. The Stoner

You can find him smoking by the River, in his dorm room, or on the Quad lawn.


3. The Lamonster

You will find them at any hour holed up in Lamont library with a textbook, a laptop, and a coffee.


4. The Club-aholic

You could find them doing all types of things, from producing a play, to president of an a capella group, to lead delegate in MUN. Whether they specialize in one area or do them all, they are definitely addicted to clubs.


5. The Flake

You will probably not catch a meal sometime. You still love them though.