Where Will You Go this Spring Break?

Where Will You Go this Spring Break?: One for the Beach Bums and the Ski Bunnies

*Disclaimer: sarcasm ahead*

Craving some fun in the sun, but low on cash and afraid you’ll miss your college friends too much? You’re in luck, because I’ve got the perfect solution for you! Sports teams such as crew, tennis, lacrosse and baseball are all heading to several cities in sunny Florida so why not tag along! You won’t miss Ham too much because you’ll be with loads of fun, fit, and cute athletes! Instead of waking up super early and sweating out in the heat, you’ll be chilling on the beach ordering some refreshing daiquiris and cooladas (virgins for all you non-21ers)! You get free room, board, and transportation to an awesome destination where you will most definitely come back with a sun-kissed tan. So call up all your sporty friends in order to bum a ride, and hotel room. Best idea ever right? Can’t wait to see all you Continentals down there, I’ll be the one dancing at all the trendy clubs :)

 Not tired of the cold weather yet and want some more fun in the snow? Well then I also have the perfect solution – stay on campus! It’ll be practically empty so you can finally go to all the places you’ve been dying to go to but haven’t had the chance! Learn the underground paths, throw your own Annex and Bundy parties, and go to diner every night since no one is here to judge you! Of course this would be more fun with friends, but I feel like it could be a struggle to convince most people to stay here when everyone else in off on some cool vacation or having their mom’s home cooking. But hey we all love Ham so maybe it won’t be too hard? P.S. Dark siders this is your chance to explore the allusive light side and vice versa :)