This week’s Campus Cutie is none other than our founder (and founding father) Alexander Hamilton. Overall, he’s kind of a hunk. Not only did he fight in a duel, but his face is on money. It was tough to score this interview, but Al was happy to contribute to his favorite online blog. He said that reading our articles is his favorite procrastination technique, especially during finals week!
HC: What is your ideal date?
AH: I would say a carriage ride through the village . . . or a Bundy Party. Depends on the girl.
HC: Boxers or briefs?
AH: I actually wear pantaloons. The extra material helps get me through the winter, and the ladies can’t get enough!
HC: What is your favorite quality in a girl?
AH: My favorite quality is a girl with a good sense of humor. . . and nice legs.
HC: Are you currently in a relationship?
AH: I am deeply in love with the United States. You could say we’re involved.
HC: What’s your favorite pickup line?
AH: Hey could I borrow $10?
HC: One thing you want to do before you die?
AH: Shoot Aaron Burr. And have one of our teams win at NESCACs.