Marnie--The Dog

When god, or science or whatever or whomever made the planet Earth, they made humans. Well, guess what? I don't like most humans. Sue me. 

You know what I do like? Dogs. I like, dare I say love dogs. Dogs aren't sassy. They can't be mean. Dogs just sit there and look pretty. And they're fluffy.... 

But, the best dog of them all, the cutest, the funniest, the mushiest....is Marnie the Dog. 

A 13-year-old pup rescued by Shirley Braha, Marnie has become an internet sensation. 

Name: Marnie

Breed: Shih Tzu 

Instagram Followers: one million

Home State: Connecticut 

Signature Post: head tilt, tounge out

Friends: Lena Dunham, Tina Fey, Demi Lovato, James Franco, Betty White, etc.