This week’s campus cutie is Jake Roach. Get to know this shy guy!
Name: Jake Roach
Year: 2015
Major: International Affairs
Hometown: Buffalo, NY
Relationship Status: Taken
Give me your best pick up line.
“If I was an enzyme I’d be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your jeans”
What catches your eye in a girl?
Intelligence and the ability to have a conversation.
Describe yourself in three words.
Shy, awesome, sex-god
Blondes or brunettes?
Brunettes
What’s your favorite movie?
Pulp Fiction
If you could have one superpower what would it be?
Super strength
Who is your celebrity crush?
Isla Fisher
What’s your guilty pleasure?
Netflix
What’s your secret weapon when flirting with a girl?
My awkwardness because I can make it funny!
Something that you can’t live without?
Diet Dr. Pepper
Who is one person you would want to be stranded on an island with?
John Stamos
What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve done to get a girl’s attention?
Go up and talk to her?
What’s the most important part of a sandwich?
The meat
Favorite article of clothing on a girl:
A nice dress
If you where a drink, what would you be?
Scotch
Fun fact:
I can slack line.
What’s something on your bucket list?
A month long camping trip
Best piece of life advice you’ve ever gotten?
If at first you don’t succeed, try again