They eat all the time, even if it’s garbage.
They are easily scared.
They are chubby, but still cute.
They are hairy, but don’t bother to shave because it’s winter.
They are intelligent, but don’t apply themselves.
They do not like the cold.
They can smell food under a foot of snow.
They have lots of squirrel friends.
They stay in their den and sleep a lot during the winter.
They are just bumming around campus, too.