You Might Be an Aggie If…

You might be an Aggie if… you wear your leather 24/7

You might be an Aggie if… you travel in a pack of 3-8 people at any given time

You might be an Aggie if… you say “farming”, “crops”, or “beer”, more than once a day

You might be an Aggie if… you wear a hat to cover the eternal sunburn line on your forehead

You might be an Aggie if… you refer to Wednesday as “pub night”

You might be an Aggie if… the soundboard is the only weekly news bulletin you pay attention to

You might be an Aggie if… your closet consists of plaid shirts, jeans, and boots

You might be an Aggie if… you’ve ridden the bull, metaphorically or literally

You might be an Aggie if… your ideal date ends with watching the stars together in a loader bucket

You might be an Aggie if… you talk to your livestock more than you talk to people

You might be an Aggie if… you spend more time in the Aggie lounge than in your own bedroom

You might be an Aggie if… you have ten belt buckles, but only one belt

You might be an Aggie if… you spent more on your pickup truck than your education

You might be an Aggie if…you still yell “cow!” when you drive by one even though you have 50 of your own at home

 

**A play on Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a redneck if…”. This article was not meant to offend or upset, but rather to bring light to the traditions and uniqueness that Aggies bring to the University of Guelph. And if you found yourself laughing and agreeing with most of these statements, you’re probably an Aggie! 

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