When you walk by the prof you hate in public
When you’re not paying attention and the profs ask you for your thoughts on current political events
When you’ve finally made it to the last week of finals
When you’re sitting in class happy about life but have no idea what the prof is talking about
Interview: So, what do you do outside of school?
Friend: “How about we drink instead of study”
Me:
When the prof says the next lecture is optional but recommends coming
Trying to come up with some sort of answer to earn at least part marks like
When someone takes the seat you’ve been sitting in all year. Or even worse, the last parking spot
Interviewer: So. . . do you have any special skills?
Me:
When your prof or TA leaves a paragraph explaining why you did poorly