In case you didn’t know already, Games Club will be hosting their second annual Super Smash Brothers Ultimate Tournament this Saturday at 6:00 pm! It will be in CUB 260 and winners can get giftcards to Foursquare Comics and Games!!!!!!!! If you’re interested in signing up, email Ryan Nadel.
1. Mario: You’re the classic all-around fighter, and you’re not afraid to be seen as basic. But you are.
2. Donkey Kong: You like throwing your weight around and you probably will never let your opponent hit the ground.
3. Link: You love projectiles and don’t like direct conflict. You’d rather dance around the issue and just shoot from afar.
4. Samus/Dark Samus: You love rolling around like Sonic the Hedgehog, but you also want a taser and a gun.
5. Yoshi: You like laying eggs and watching your opponents struggle to hatch like some kind of masochist.
6. Kirby: You are an all-around Good Boy, and you like being a versatile, floaty chameleon.
7. Fox: You are from another era when Fox was still at the top. You like zooming back and forth and knocking your opponent off their feet.
8. Pikachu: You’re zippy and you probably spam that thundercloud, especially when you’re fighting on teams.
9. Luigi: You’re better than Mario. You understand life’s two greatest pleasures: vacuums and headbutts.
10. Ness: Like Fox, you are from another era. You’ve probably been spamming PK fire for the past two decades.
11. Captain Falcon: You think you’re cool, but in reality, nobody remembers you anymore.
12. Jigglypuff: You probably spend every spare second trying to do the perfect Rest. jigggaly puff.
13. Peach: You’re a genuinely good soul and you get bonus points for being best friends with Toad.
14. Bowser: You are either eight years old or you have anger issues. That’s all.
15. Ice Climbers: You are a gentle soul who takes the time to genuinely know people. You believe in soulmates.
16. Sheik: You got nerfed a long time ago and you’re clinging onto the past. Learn how to move on.
17. Zelda: You make friends with everyone and you know how to counter every projectile.
18. Dr. Mario: You like to think that you’re cooler than Mario, but are you really?
19. Pichu: You got bored of Pikachu and decided to Be Baby now.
20. Falco: Like Fox, you’re a veteran who needs to let go of the past.
21. Marth/Lucina: You love countering. You’re objectively just better than everybody else despite your limited recover.
22. Young Link: You think you’re a baby boy but in fact, you are just a projectile menace.
23. Ganondorf: You Need to Calm Down. Please, Sir. Please.
24. MewTwo: You got a smooth rhythm and your soul is probably purple.
25. Roy/Chrom: You chant “ROY’S OUR BOY” every time, and you’ve grown to feed off of the haters.
26. Mr. Game and Watch: You fullhearted understand life is a mixed bag and you gotta take chances sometimes.
27. Meta Knight: You have never learned how to play Super Smash Brothers and you are genuinely not interested at this point.
28. Pit/Dark Pit: You both love Link and you love to fly.
29. Zero Suit Samus: You were Bayonetta before Bayonetta even knew who she was. You like tasers and a tight-fitting suit.
30. Wario: You’re aware of what a disgusting human being you are and you’ve started to embrace it. But maybe you shouldn’t be yourself around others.
31. Snake: You realize that camouflage is real and you’re betting that your opponent is too blind to see your land mines.
32. Ike: You’re dedicated to Fire Emblem, but you like a bit of a heavier character compared to those other lightweights.
33-35. Pokemon Trainer: You like having options and have difficulty committing to any one thing.
36. Diddy Kong: You like Donkey Kong, but you believe in justice and have chosen the path of the light.
37. Lucas: You sympathize with the sad, sad life of this little boy and realize the earth will one day end and there’s nothing you can do about it.
38. Sonic: You know that you will always have haters, but hey, they can’t catch up to you.
39. King Dedede: You’re a Kirby copycat who wanted a heavyweight character and likes being annoying.
40. Olimar: You’re smart enough to understand Olimar and use him because you know your opponent has no idea how to fight you.
41. Lucario: You are one with the Force and were probably addicted to Star Wars as a child. I will not elaborate.
42. R.O.B.: You’re addicted to side neutrals and you like to whip your enemies around as if they were in a blender.
43. Toon Link: You are baby boy but you are still projectile menace.
44. Wolf: You have no shame and aren’t afraid to be an edgelord, you Fox copycat.
45. Villager: You’re an individual and a soft heart. But you’re not brutal enough to be Isabelle.
46. Mega Man: You’re a wild card and thrive off of the fact that nobody actually knows how to fight Mega Man.
47. Wii Fit Trainer: You are full of style and grace, and you gonna shoot your opponent with the sun in the face.
48. Rosalina & Luma: You’re an everyday modern princess and you love your friends very much.
49. Little Mac: You’re a risk-taker that’s always too close to falling off the deep end.
50. Greninja: You think you are unknowable and cool, and perhaps you actually are.
51-53. Mii Fighter: You’re a nerd who probably picked Mii Fighter just to pretend that you’re Sans. You know who you are.
54. Palutena: You’re style, you’re grace, and you’re probably good enough to be in competitive. You ain’t no casual, girl.
55. Pac-Man: You love up and down specials and genuinely confusing your opponent.
56. Robin: You like Fire Emblem, and you’ve made the noble decision to nerf yourself in exchange for magic powers.
57. Shulk: You like having the option to be naked and that wicked Momondo counter.
58. Bowser Jr.: You chose Bowser Jr. to confuse people and you’ll always have that up your sleeve.
59. Duck Hunt: You secretly always want to start a gunfight. I will not elaborate.
60. Ryu/Ken: You are from the golden age of fighting games and are wishing for a Street Fighter resurgence.
61. Cloud: You are a spammer of up specials and a steampunk edgelord.
62. Corrin: You are one of those kids who always pretended to be a mermaid and played in the bathtub too long.
63. Bayonetta: You know what women want: high heels, short hair, and guns. Lots of guns.
64. Inkling: You are a hipster child who loves to swim around the stage in squid form.
65. Ridley: You have learned how to carry yourself with grace and to let your weight be your strength, not your bane.
66. Simon/Richter: You’re afraid of direct conflict and prefer to keep your problems an arm’s length away from you.
67. King K. Rool: You are an eight-year-old child in the body of a college student.
68. Isabelle: You look approachable and collected, but you are always ready to lose it and kill a man.
69. Incinaroar: You’re just like Little Mac but are probably into some weird stuff.
70. Piranha Plant: You’re absolutely disgusting. Why would you do this? Is life some kind of joke to you?
71. Joker: You never learned how to recover so you rely on the grappling hook.
72. Hero: You are not in this for fun. You are in this to kamikaze your opponent when they’re down a stock.
73. Banjo and Kazooie: You believe in the power of friendship and the laughter of children.
74. Terry: You are beginning to feel appreciated for the first time in your life and you tend to make things overcomplicated.
75. Byleth: You received a lot of hate, but at the end of the day it’s because you’re am ambitious jack of all trades.
*This post is not sponsored by Games Club and yes, I do know that the photo is of Mario Kart (I can’t help it!)