An Interview with the Gettysburg Squirrels

Name: Gettysburg Squirrels

Year: . . .?

Hometown: Everywhere but Australia

Major/Minor: Nutt

Activities: Nutting, Being Scared, Running Up Trees, Attacking Other Squirrels for Food or Displays of Dominance, Looking Through Garbage Cans

Relationship status: N/A

Favorite Servo Cookie: Nuts

Favorite Study Spot on Campus: Trees (in order to get a better look at the humans)

Favorite Color: Brown

Favorite Cupcake flavor: Nuts

Favorite Book: Nuts

Favorite Movie: Nuts

Favorite Music Genre: Nuts

Favorite Sport: Hiding Nuts

Favorite Sports Team: Nut Hiders

Favorite Animal: Squirrels

Favorite Ice Cream: Nuts

Favorite Season: Spring

If you could go anywhere where would you go and why?

In trees, to find nuts.

What are the top three items on your bucket list?

  1. Nuts
  2. Nuts
  3. More Nuts

If you could have a meal with anyone from history or present day, who would you eat with and why?

I want to eat my nuts alone, but Abe statue sometimes helps us out with a nice place to sit on and eat.

If you were a cupcake, what flavor would you be and why?

Nuts

If you were a dog breed, what breed would you be and why?

AEORITUJBERIUHAEPIOUF;AZSAEORYASEAW;TAW;AW;EOTI A;SE

If you had unlimited money, what would you do and why?

Buy nuts

What is your favorite thing about Gettysburg and why?

Eat nuts and go through the garbage

What is one thing you hope to achieve while at Gettysburg?

Finding more nuts

What do you want people to know?

Fines for the violation of the squirrel protection laws can go up to $750 per offense and we are watching you.