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Bernin’ Up for Logan Bernstein

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Annika Jensen Student Contributor, Gettysburg College
This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Gettysburg chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.

Year: sophomore

Major/Minor: biology/neuroscience

Hometown: Arlington, VA

Activities: “Petting dogs, baking scones, fighting the patriarchy”

Relationship status: in a committed best friendship

Logan is the epitome of eccentricity, the mother of compassionate late-night text messages, the khaleesi of pugs, and the stealer of hearts everywhere. Our friendship, a platonic love story to transcend time and fine literature, began on a late September evening in 2014, a week or so after freshman move-in day. An eager line extended out of our dining center’s doors as a close friend and I waited for the cheesy company of “Midnight Madness” mozzarella sticks, a favorite tradition of Gettysburg College students. I was, I assume, visibly uncomfortable around the towering heads of inebriated upperclassmen and the lanyard-jeweled necks of my fellow first years; crowds have never been my element, but hey, a girl needs her mozz sticks.

I found Logan through one unknown student’s homophobic remark, a quote which I haven’t the heart to recite. I grumbled a little to a friend of mine, wishing not only that I had the confidence to speak up, but that people would cease to say such nasty slurs. A tawny-haired girl, soon to become my best friend, looked over with a sympathetic smile. “I hear it all the time. I’m a lil’ gay. It sucks.”

It was the beginning of a beautiful bond.

Q&A:

What flavor embodies your soul? Clove

What weapon would you chose to fight zombies? A santoku knife

Who is your favorite literary figure? Atticus Finch

Who would be your celebrity bar fight partner? John Cena

If you could chose another name for yourself, what would it be? The Scone Ranger

English major with a writing concentration, Civil War era studies/Middle East and Islamic studies minor. I'm all about goats and feminism.