Have you ever received a Halloween card or read comics right before Halloween? If so, chances are good that it was armed with one of the corniest, lamest, groan-inducing Halloween puns you’ve ever seen. And that it made you laugh a little–or at least smirk. So, to get you in the Halloween spirit, here are 12 of the absolute cheesiest Halloween jokes out there. Hopefully they’ll make you laugh, at least a little.
1. How does a girl vampire flirt?She bats her eyes.
2. What does a skeleton say while riding a Harley?
I’m bone to be wild.
3. What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.
4. Did you hear about the guy who’s left arm and leg were eaten by the zombie?
He’s all right now.
5. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
6. Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.
7. What do you call someone who puts poison in cornflakes?
A cereal killer.
8. What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
Hope it’s Halloween
9. What is a mummy’s favorite music genre?
Wrap
10. Demons are a ghouls best friend.
11. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck.
12. Why do ghosts go to the bar?
For the boos.
Sources:Â
http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/jkscary.html
http://badpets.net/Humor/Jokes/HalloweenJokes.html
http://www.quotezine.com/top-20-funny-halloween-quotes-puns/
http://www.funology.com/halloween-jokes/http://www.halloween.com/halloween-jokes-1.php